Application of Site

Many apologies if you has come to this site in error.  These pages presuppose that you is a cutie girl or has knowledge of their ways.  The following writings were expressly created for Cootules in the hopes of alleviating her depression.  Not a self imposed depression, but one related to the significant lows of a bipolar nature. As a result the writings beyond describe the perpetual attempts of a wild and elusive sneakors to elicit chortles from an adorable Cootules via the trolling of peoples.

If one feels they don’t have the capacity for this writing other dense manuscripts are available; including the dictionary or alphabet soup.  However accepting this text into one’s life may result in many chortles; the best of afflictions. Rare are the instances during which the scamperings of a wild and elusive sneakors have been documented.  Only the most distracting of shenanigans.